One great purpose for blogs is to provide one more excuse out of thousands to not write that paper that's due tomorrow. The way we can know Danny is home is either by his squeaky chair or his whining from upstairs. "What?!" "Come on!" We never know what it is he's fussing about, but not because he doesn't want to tell us. Danny's home right now. Now, as for distractions from writing twelve page papers, the internet ranks as number one, at least today. Instead of describing the similarities and differences between what William James calls healthy mindedness and sickly soul, I read about Alexander Karelin, the legendary Russian Greco-Roman wrestler. I found out on Ansir.com that my thinking, working, and emotive styles are kinsman, visionary, and kinsman respectively. Did you know that Jim Eubank is almost ninety years old and holds world records for a number of swimming events in his age category? Sports Illustrated says his chest muscles are so developed and the skin over them so taught that you can almost read the serial number on his pacemaker. I think that's an ideal I would like to strive for. Now, the healthy minded individual would say, "Of course, if you think positively, and ignore the evil in this world, you will then be happy and content." The sick soul will invariably reply, "You naive goon, if you don't have huge pectoral muscles and tight skin when you're eighty-seven, it's just one more indication of your unsurpassibly limited and imperfect character, not to mention another proof of evil in this world. No, unless you become saved, the only logical solution for you is to yes, go swimming, but go swimming with a millstone round your neck." Now that sounds quite harsh, but, Dear Reader, please know that I do not necessarily endorse either of the viewpoints quoted above.
I might just use something like that in my paper. That would require writing the thing. You know, I bet Danny would want to show me his company website right about now. They've just launched it, you know, and he played and integral part in making it, you know, and brethren, look at how smooth the 3d models are. Yes, Danny is earning his keep.
